Probably of some close relation to Redcaps and Hinkyfucks but of a slightly different disposition.
They like to set murderous traps along woodland trails or temperately cold canyons. They're North people, for sure. Always carry a can opener on em and wear a jovial smile. They'll kill anything. Like, anything. Because they play an old man's peg-game called KING FEY's ERECTION on the bellies of their victims.
AC 17
Hit Dice d4**
Movement 90'
Attack(s) Head-Latch (Jumping attack from high-ground advantage. Must make strength check to remove. Target incurs -4 Penalty to all activities during this period, but no damage)
Wooden Punching Daggers 1D4 DMG + Splinters (1 DMG)
No. Appearing 2-4
Save As Lvl. 0 Elf
Treasure Type Sometimes Awesome, Sometimes Not
Note: Traps Are Random. You Pick 'em.
How To Play FEY KING'S ERECTION
1. Kill Somebody/Something
2. Flip it over on it's bag.
3. Whittle twenty small, wooden Peg-Stakes (10 for each player)
4. Sit yourselves on either side of the Table-Body's stomach.
5. And try to stab all your stakes, one at a time, faster than your opponent.
6. Roll d4 against one another. Each roll is how many stakes you got into the stomach that round. Whoever reaches ten first is the winner.
7. Go eat some strawberries and wait for more passersby.
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